17 July 2009

17 July, Day 34: Murchison Falls

Totally flaked out on waking up for the sunrise. Damn. Today we want to go check out the star of the show, Murchison Falls. Only, we want to drive there and see it from above, since we've now seen it from below. The two Swiss campers (a Biochemist and Doctor) told us last night of a campsite right by the falls. The facilities are Spartan at best though. It's about an hour and a half drive to the falls from the Nile River Resort, on these bumpy roads. The option is to pack up totally, check out the falls and if it's ok we camp there. Or, leave everything here, drive to check the falls and return later. We're also keen on crossing the Nile via ferry to the other side and do a quick safari around the park. The ferry leaves at 10:00. It was 08:45.

Annelie and I opt for a quick saddle up, breakfast, shower and rush to the ferry. So do Marieke and Dirk. We're the last ones to leave the camp site (as usual). We wave Sidilla goodbye and blaze off into the sunrise. Everybody is queued up at the docks in line for the ferry when we arrive 4th in line. A school-truck (flat bed truck with railings) arrives full of school kids. And we wait. And we wait. 10:00 am comes and goes. 10:30 comes and goes. And it's HOT! We park off under a tree and wait some more. Fanie and Dirk takes a car to the gate to find out what's up. I go chat to the other guys, when I get back to Annelie she's started her very own cult. Seems like the school kids have taken quite a shine to her, posing for pictures (there was a camera guy there, using an old film camera) and the teacher in charge asking her questions and so forth. Everyone was having a good time, including Annelie! They were posing with her while holding out her hair, to prove it's real and straight (they ALL had shaven heads, even the girls, and everyone was dressed in blue uniforms). I get asked to take pics with my camera so they can see what they look like on the digital screen, then I was roped into a photo session with the boat owners, and then I had to pose with them for photos. Quite funny. Some of the older gentlemen took quite a shine to Annelie also, requesting if they could have a personal pics with just them and Annelie. Meh, why not, all good fun. In the meantime, Dirk and Fanie return with some officials. It's 11:00 already. Long story short, but it was labelled as "human error". The ferry driver didn't organise enough diesel for the day, so he left the ferry right there to go organise more. Turns out he DID have enough diesel for two more trips, but still. What should have happened is that they should have organised it last night. In the parks board defence, they were very surprised at this and kicked some ass. Before long we where off, in this blazing heat. All the cars loaded up, school truck and this ferry became awfully cramped. More pics with Annelie (what am I, chopped liver??). Not long before we reach the other time and drive off into the park. Baboons everywhere, nursing baby baboons and scratching themselves.

And wow, what a treat. Some of the most green, lush and beautiful savannah we've ever seen (I must say, typing that is beginning to smack of cliché, but I'm truly limited in describing the indescribable!). Just wide, wide open spaces, dotted with thorn trees, or palms and chest high Elephant grass. Wildlife everywhere, Kob's, Water bucks, Buffalos, Warthogs, a whole TROOP of elephants, about 17 of them (one big fella scratching his side against a tree), Impala, a whole savannah FULL of Giraffe of every size, lots of birds (forgot all their names!), and rolling hills of green. Marieke has a natural talent for this kind of thing, her wildlife spotting ability unsurpassed. She radios in an antelope spotted in a tree. Dead, of course, it's head just hanging in the nook. Clearly a very big kitty dragged a kill up there. But to our dismay, no kitty was around to claim responsibility. Still. WOW. What a good spot! We reach a stop off point next to a river that flows back into the Nile, where we say cheers to Mattie and Fanie and drive the full circuit all the way back to the dock. Dirk, Marieke, Annelie and I continue on. Very interesting elephants along our way, including a lone, OLD, big fella, large tusks, just standing under a tree, taking a drink from the nearby waterhole now and again. Very cool, spend about 15 minutes just watching him, and him watching us. Such a noble spirit. We continue on. It's during this time that we reach our Northern most point of our journey: 2˚20'37" N (Lat) / 31˚33'52" E (Long). From this point forward, we're south bound, on our way home.

Back at the ferry, and it just docked, cars are driving off it. Two other vehicles muscle their way into the queue. The result is that Fanie and Mattie can't be on this particular trip and have to wait. Annelie expertly reverses the Bullet into position and we cast off. Funny thing happens while Mattie and co wait for the 15 minute return trip: a baboon jumps through the open passenger side window, into the cab and tries to steal whatever Mattie was stashing behind the seats. Marietta was scared senseless! Mattie charged the baboon, which give him one sour look before leaving the scene of his own volition. Cocky son of a gun.

Disclaimer: No damage was done, article stolen, or animals harmed in this production.

Onward to the falls proper, deeper into the national park. A few baboons hold us up as they crowd the road. They're very shy of cars though and duck into the bushes as we approach. The road turns a bit nasty, lots of sharp turns, sharp exposed rocks and potholes. A small inconspicuous board indicates "campsite" to the right. The first spot doesn't really inspire us with much mope, so we turn around and turn left into the second area. Time for low range. The path down to the river is all 4x4, at an incline of about 20 degrees down slope, lots of rocks. We park the bullet on the hill instead to do recon first. We're very pleased with what we find: 3 open lots, divided by trees all round, right next to the Victoria Nile (the "Nile's" name changes depending on which lake it flows out of). As it stands, we're above Murchison falls, which flows to the left and onward. The water is just one rapid on the next, if I had to grade it, I'd grade this entire stretch as one big grade 20. The river seems to flow violently in one direction on both banks, and then flow in the opposite direction in the middle!! It's all very beautiful and mesmerizing.

One or two other boggles, namely a little sandy bay, very inviting for a swim in the refreshing water, especially in this heat. The pod of 4 hippos lounging just a few meters away. The other two look more... prudent. Annelie and I choose the left most stand that leads to a little rocky platform, where previous campers created a fire pit. The spot overlooks the entire stretch of river, as far as you can see before it bends around the left to the falls. It also looks like a most excellent spot to chill and have a beer later, as well as take a splash, since it's unlikely hippos or crocs will hang around in this area (water is way to choppy).

Before we setup we take a trip further down the main road to the falls.

What amazing violence. Even with the windows closed you can already hear the roar. Difficult to explain what I was looking at. It's like somebody flipped a switch on a blender, frappe. Just one big mess of masses of water crashing into each other before cutting deep into black rocks to form the waterfall proper (also known as Kabalega Falls). It falls about 10 meters into another small pool and then again deeper, must be 50m down into nothing but foam and white water. It smashes into the left, then the right, then back to the left before finally becoming something more resembling a river further away. Back in '63, the only little bridge they built across this... madness... was destroyed during a flood.

But.. my word. Mesmerizing, hypnotic, raw. So loud, you can't hear yourself think. Not that you'd want to. I mean. Look at it!! I try again, in vain, to capture some of the essence of it, but there is no way a video camera or photo can cut it. Or rather, it's way beyond my ability to do so. The entire mass of the Nile (Victoria Nile, whatever) is forced through a relative door frame gap of unrelenting stone about 6 m wide, before it plummets about 120 m in three separate cascades.

Later on in the evening, we returned here to watch the sunset and Annelie and I spent a good half hour just sitting and chatting. I came to an epiphany that:

a) I'm in love with the Nile, which sparked the discussion if whether or not it's possible to be love struck by an inanimate subject

b) There is no such thing as an "off" day, for the falls. There's no "the Ocean looks so peaceful today, it's almost like a lake". The Nile, the waterfall, everything we're witnessing at this moment has been going and going and going like this for Millennia. Back when the Pharaohs and Cleopatra and all those folks where around, Kabalega was here. Maybe it was called something else. But this raw, unrelenting violence has almost always been here. 24/7/52/3000+. Wow.

Back at the camp, we had crackers with tuna and mayo and Doritos (cheese flavour) and enjoyed the brief tropical rainstorm (of exactly 37 rain drops) while sitting in our camp chairs on the rocky platform next to the bedlam, with a nice cold Savannah, of course. Before it got too dark, Annelie and I mentioned to Marieke that we will be taking our bath now, so they must kindly excuse us. We stripped down naked and plunged into the water, lather up in bio-soap and washing ourselves down with the lukewarm water (keeping an eye on the hippos. And hoping no enterprising crocodile happens to be surfing some gnarly rapids at that point). We felt like royalty!

Made a huge campfire to keep the hippos at bay, had some wine and tucked in at 21:00, after dowsing the fire a bit. Anything after this time is fair play for any hippo, and I suppose they'd want to get out of the water at this point. (read: we were way too shit scared to sit there by ourselves after Dirk and Marieke tucked in!)

Highlights: Bathing in the Nile, like a Pharaoh!

Seeing lots of wildlife!

Best campsite so far, by far.

[G & A], out

*instrumental*

16 July 2009

16 July, Day 33: rolling down the river

Making bacon this morning. Restarted the fire, was attempting to chop wood but this axe is way too blunt and it’s way too hot, and it’s only 09:00! Get bacon and eggs going and all fed by 11:00. Have it on some left over, freshly baked beer bread. We’ve got a little downtime until our boat trip at 14:30, so we make the most of it by doing nothing. It. IS. SO. HOT!

Walk up to the lodge, through a little path underneath a canopy of trees. Park off on the chairs, Mattie buys us cold drinks. I think I’m addicted to Fanta, orange. It’s soooo hot. Lodge bar reckons only 30 degrees. But this humidity is the real killer. It costs $10 for a splash in their pool. Steep, considering we’re paying $10 per night to camp! But at this stage, I’d pay a 100. I hop through the shower for the 3rd time this morning, for free, at the camp site. Hot...

At around 14:15 we drive down to the dock and board the catamaran. We’re joined by quite a few Dutch speaking nationals as we cast off. Even before we do, we spot a rather large pod of hippos across the way, and Buffalo on the bank. We continue up stream towards Murchison falls, spotting many more hippos and baby hippos, crocodiles, fish eagles, loads of buffalos and even 2 Crown Cranes, Uganda’s national bird! The guide tells us this is quite a rare spot. The banks are high with grass so all sorts of birds and animals can conceal themselves easily from view. I manage to snap quite a few really nice photos. As soon as we approach a pod of hippos for instance, they kill the engines and we’re instructed to be silent. The hippos generally allow us to get close-ish, which is more than close enough for this big big lens I have attached to my Canon! The severe sun and heat is somewhat lessoned from the cool breeze coming off the water, as the boat cruises on.

As we approach the falls the guide points out a blue signpost on the right bank. This is the spot where a certain Mr Ernst Hemmingway made a crash landing in 1954, in the treetops. He was rescued a few days later, walking away with a broken arm. Interestingly, on his rescue flight out of Uganda they had another crash! Which he also walked away from.

The water is slightly more choppy here, framed with a subtle roar in the distance. Closer to the falls there is a little bay off to the left. The approach looks like something out of the Lost World or Jurassic Park, high overgrown green cliffs and rocky outcroppings. And of course, the 25 crocodiles lounging in the bay off the left. The guide mentions that this is called the Crocodile Pool (as opposed to the Voodoo lounge, or piggy splashy pool). They camp here because they’re opportunists: they gobble up any dead fish that met their end in the violent falls just around the corner. Coming back to Mr Hemmingway, you can imagine that he may have been quite perturbed by the presence of the crocs and the multiple pods of hippos in the area.

The boat moors off a rock in the middle of the stream (far away from the croc buffet) so we can disembark and take touristy shots. I take touristy shots. Mattie slips and falls. Bounces back up, all good, just a bruised ego. All done, we board again and head back. Just in time to race a MASSIVE storm cloud rolling in from the direction of the falls. Almost like the waterfall demands penance for our intrusion. I think I shot some of the most beautiful pictures of the trip during this time, full-awesome, mayor dramatic skies, gusts of winds that make even the hardiest hippos duck for cover below water. And our little boat racing to stay ahead... and losing. Frame all of this with a sunset of epic proportions and, well, I was in heaven.

At around 18:15 or so we dock again and disembark, running to the vehicles. I just had a realisation that our tent is half open (because of that damned heat!) and we kind of left our washing et al outside. The Bullet roars over the dark red, bumpy dust road as big rain drops hammer the windshield. Still hot and humid though, and I drive with the windows open to smell that fresh wet earth and scents rolling off the Savannah. Mud is splashing everywhere by now and I engage 4x4 (smiling slightly. This is way too much fun).

We arrive at base camp to find it pretty much destroyed. Well, the gazebo is a heap of metal and tarp, the tents are still standing, barely. Amos (our day-shift guard) had very thoughtfully closed our tents and packed the perishables (which was under the gazebo) in a spot out of the rain, and out of harm. Still wearing my swimming shorts from earlier, I just remove my shirt and dive into the carnage. Lightning flashes in the distance (so, exactly how good of a lightning rod DOES a gazebo make??). The 3 other guys jump in and we raise the gazebo and start knock in pins. Also tie the guy ropes down and add more ropes to the joints to support it in this wind. Bring the vehicles closer to act as anchors. All done, and holding! Just in time for the storm to pass, and the rain to stop.

Typical.

But still fun!

We all laugh and thank Amos ever so much for helping us out. Interestingly, that fire pit was still going through all of this, and it takes no time flat to stoke it up all the way again. First, we re-organise everything into a working kitchen again and get going. Salad, lamb chops, rolled lamb (yum! Deboned lamb joint but rolled up into a tube) and braai rolls (kinda like the bread I baked last night, but rolls.) Delicious. Of course Amos gets some chow as well, as well as a handsome reward in cold hard cash.

Annelie is feeling much better still, after her second round of antibiotics. Walter doesn’t seem pleased.

Highlights: Witness the crash site of Ernest Hemmingway

Hippos! Crocs! Buffalo! Oh My!

Workin' on my killer tan

Annelie feeling better

[G & A], out

Taking my time

15 July 2009

15 July, Day 32: To Murchison falls

Annelie is feeling better today, which is great. She slept a lot better too, we all did. The camp is up and ready to go by 09:00 and we head out to the Murchison falls National park.

And, it’s Marietta’s birthday today! Cheers and congrats all round. Marieke and Dirk hung flowers on Mattie and Marietta’s tent, and her birthday gift was a 2 Stoney Ginger beers (her favourite) wrapped in plastic with flowers. Very cool :)

Stop off at the shopping complex to buy lots of drinking water and pick up a new MTN simcard, which I can hopefully use for 3G access. On the road again!

TRAFFIC!! Oh my Lord, the Traffic. Grid lock, morning traffic, absolute bedlam and chaos. Bouda-Bouda’s overloaded with furniture stacked 2 meters high, sugarcanes, planks, people, you name it. Traffic wardens trying to direct it all, the 4 4x4’s (Powered by Souf Afrikan driving Vernuf) give as much as we get (that’s is, not a single inch!) in this madness). Fanie gets reproached by a traffic warden: “We drive in a single lane here!”. Clearly she needs to open her eyes a bit more, I see 4 lanes in this round about (which I have aptly renamed a “circus”, since that’s what they’re called in London, and it seems more fitting).

Slow going to get out of Kampala, but we make it eventually (not before a pit stop for Annelie). Off we go, with a sigh of relief. Beautiful fresh asphalt all the way and we cruise along at 120km/h. Then something strange happens. I radio over the 2-way about these strange white marks on the shoulder of the road, every 10 meters. Probably nothing, may be a construction artefact. A few kilometres further, we discover the answer. Speed bumps. Speed bumps, every 10 meters, without fail, for what was going to be 6 kilometres. WTF?

Ingenious, that’s what. As Dirk aptly put it: “Say what you want about these bumps... they WORK”. The intention was clearly to slow down traffic for the construction crews downstream. They really did work. But we were well tired of them after about 1 km!!

We eventually adopt a slalom technique, where we veer right to left, left to right to drive over the bumps diagonally. This worked out quite well, and we managed an even pace, other traffic notwithstanding.

Turn off the sexy asphalt onto a dirt road that’s a little worn by weather. Arrive at the gates to the park were we’re taken to town again, $210 per vehicle to enter, but we stay for 3 nights. Again they have issue with $100 US dollar notes with a series date of earlier than 2004. Again we argue that it’s legal tender. Again we get stonewalled. Again we have to swap them out for other currency.

Anecdote: when travelling Africa, exchange LOTS of US dollars, so you don’t run out like we did. And make sure they’re all of a series later than 2004. Unless, of course, you enjoy arguing with underpaid government officials...

Enter the park and we’re treated to a beautiful drive through thick forests creating a dense canopy over the bright red, dusty road. Starts to rain too, which makes it even more interesting and beautiful. See lots of baboons, warthogs and antelope.

We arrive at the Nile River Lodge (not to be confused with any of the other Nile river lodges around here). Mattie would like to stay in a lodge and treat Marietta on her birthday. No luck, all the lodges this and the other side of the Nile are fully booked. We arrive at the Red Chilli camp (yeah, it’s a franchise). No bars or Mosques or dogs around. Good start. Crappy camp site though. Speak to Andy, the manager about boat trips on the Nile and safaris etc, and book a sunset cruise to the falls tomorrow.

All done, we opt for the Nile River Lodge’s campsite. Nice grassy patch on a hill, 5 mins walk from the lodge (and use of the bar), with a staggering view of the Nile! But, it’s going to be very very hot up here, good reason to break out the gazebo I’ve been lugging around all this time. There is a shower and toilet off to one side, boxed in with green corrugated zinc sheets. Very... interesting.

Spot LOADS of hippos in the water and you can hear their calls all the while. There are 2 other campers here, their tent off to one side.

Our guard this evening, Sidilla who will be looking out for us tonight. Dirk and Marieke breaks out the deboned lamb joint for this evening’s meal, and I bake a 1KG beer bread. This takes about 2 hours to bake, since I used to bigger cast iron pot. Doh! No matter, we have the fresh bread with apricot jam as desert, and there’s a lot leftover for breakfast tomorrow. We share some with Sidilla. The 2 other campers arrive back, they’re from Sweden. I share some of our bread and jam with them too.

Off to bed, to the soothing sounds of Hippos, Fish Eagles and the Nile thundering in the distance.

Highlights: Beer bread!

This view!

Hippos!

[G & A], out

The wheels on the bus goes round and round